ah, yes school work.
*shoves pencil through eye*
(Source: starllex, via thecastielcomplex)
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through
there are two kinds of people
(Source: dogs420, via insecurexpromises)
| jack: | we've got it. I know who the killer is |
| everyone else: | how did you know omg |
| jack: | well his name gave it away really |
| jack: | |
| jack: | |
| jack: | it's will because that rhymes with kill |
the snack that smiles back
children
what is wrong with this website
(via thecastielcomplex)
I LITERALLY LAUGHED SO HARD AT THIS PART AND IT ANNOYED EVERYONE THE END
(Source: aryastarks, via misswho221b)
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is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
(via raggedy-man-with-a-box)
What is it about Kirk that despite all his flaws, makes it such a good friend?
(via tomismydesign)
I really want to see Cas getting possessed by a demon
Bonus points if it’s Abaddon
Bonus bonus points if it’s another demon and Dean makes a pop-culture reference
And demon!Cas laughs
And Sam and Dean automatically pull knives and guns out
“Cas doesn’t know who Ron Weasley is”
(via emryslovesarthur)